Shit Posse

Walking by the Monkey cage in the Bronx Zoo and seeing piles of Monkey Poop covered with Flies, the head fly commanding orders to the Posse to get into some Shit.

Carrying small plastic bags with you when you have to walk your dog, IE: " If your Dog can Poop it, You must scoop it ! "

When a nasty neighbor continually looks out their window checking if your Dog is Shitting on their lawn.

You get your ass out their and walk that Dog, Aha Mom I, ain't got time for for the Shit Posse, you wait till your Father gets home !

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Shit Pussy Posse

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

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