Shitting your pants while walking home from school.
Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.
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An elite and somewhat shitty school in the state of Tasmania.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The Hut-shits School
Something nobody wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. Shitting in school is possibly the most God awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.
You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.
It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.
Fuckin' a. I don't wanna take a shit in school, but I'll shit my pants if I don't.
I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.
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When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
Dealing with friends, family, or co-workers who act like Nursery School Kids... Acting like a kid, when your an adult and should know better...Treating others like a little kid, instead of an a adult. Watching others fight over stupid shit...Adults who tattletale on each other...
'I'm goona tell the boss you took an extra 5 minute lunch!' "You Know What?! Whatever. I'm Not Gonna Get Involed In That. That's Nursery School Shit."
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When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.
I need to take an old school shit.
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Lyrics from Tyler, The Creator’s song named “Radicals”
Random dude: Kill people burn shit fuck school!
Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*