Shit a Dick

To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.

I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.

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shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.

I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.

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Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

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shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

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SHIT A DICK

1.) A phrase used in high tension situations. ie: Traffic incodents, competative videogames, high-stakes poker, etc.

2.) An command insult implying that the subject of your verbal abuse should "shit a dick" "dick" in this case meaning a log of feces, and perhads tear thier anus in the process.

3.) When used casually shit a dick siginfies dissappointment in a given situation.

4.) Shit a dick can also be used to reference episode #1102 of South Park: "More Crap", where an enourmous turd starts a chain of events that leads to the unraveling of a massive conspiracy.

1.) "SHIT A DICK! THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT ME OFF! GO GET AIDS FUCKFACE!"

2.) "God damnit Burnice, why dont you go shit a dick and die!"

3.) "Aw shit a dick, i dropped my ice cream.. fuck"

4.) "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! hot hot hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot hot, OOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH!!!! ahhh..."

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shit a dick

verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.

dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.

i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.

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Shit For Dicks

an example of shit for dicks, is the state of being of having your dick, made of shit.

"Hey Shit For Dicks"- Cbas

"Thats an uncomfortable issue."- Barrack Obama

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