When you get a boner after taking a shit.
Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.
Also can be Shitboner or ShitbonΓ©r if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
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When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
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When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.
Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.
a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up
I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.
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