Shit-thinking

The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit.

"I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"

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Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

OTS = Over Thinking Shit

OTS is a curse or disease that allows the sufferer to endlessly ponder, reflect, worry and hold an inner dialogue/self-debate about all things in life!

I have a penchant for OTS = Over Thinking Shit. Sometimes it's an asset, sometimes it's a liability ...