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texting on the toilet while shitting
"What were you doing with your phone in the bathroom?"
"Shixting"
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sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)
Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!
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Sending a text message while taking a shit. Occasionaly can be fitted into a well known phrase. Also can be sent as a greeting from other places.
"Shixting with love..."
"Shixt through the heart, and you're to blame."
"Birthday shixt!"
"Aloha shixt from Hawaii!"
"I am Shixtasaurus Rex."
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When you are taking a shit and you are texting someone at the same time
I was shixting this guy in the bathroom just now, he had no idea i was taking a dump the whole time we were chatting
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The act of texting while having a bowl movement.
I was shixting during my bathroom break.
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