Shlam

A universal term that can be used for anything. Verb, noun, or adjective.

Mom: have you done your homework? Me: shlam

shlam

(noun, verb) Simple synonym used for anything you're describing or talking about, but not important enough to really say.

(noun)
1. "Hey man, have you seen my guitar shlams?"
2. "I just ate some bomb ass shlams"

(verb)
1. "You trying to holla at my homie? Shlam it up girl!"

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shlam

A sheep that has been crossbred with a clam.

Look, I've found a shlam!

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shlammed

A vehicle lowered to an impractical height for aesthetic purposes. Often seen laying frame, chucking sparks and taking 6 hours to get into a driveway.

You see that Miata framebanging down the highway? Shit's so shlammed bro.

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shlam

A word used to dignify an old/bad pun or joke.

Hubert: A-Rod sucks for the Yankees right now.
Reginald: A-Rod? More like GAY-rod.
Hubert: Shlam.

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Shlick and Shlam

A toasted sandwich containing 1 slice of cheese beneath 1 slice of ham.

Lachlan and Jack ate a Shlick and Shlam for lunch over the sunset.

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shlim shlam

When two dicks have a sword fight, the winner of the sword fight gets to make a shlam into the girls anus and the loser has to cut I piece of foreskin off

I had a shlim shlam brawl last night with my cousins and I lost

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