Shlerm

When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.

Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*

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Shlerms

Or ‘the shlerms’ are them head noises you hear when your in a hole after doing way too much ketamine.

I’ve got the fucking shlerms again. Guess I’ll be Rolling around in the bed all night

shlerm

Take a drag from a colleague's cigarette.

She took a shlerm from my smoke.

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Shlerm

The act of not being functional the day after a night out. One is shlerming all day when their body hurts, they don’t care that they look like shit and are prepared to drink a whole pedialtye. It is common for one to grab pho to recover while shlerming.

Dude, last night was crazy. Good thing I don’t have work today so I can just shlerm