shlood

(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanitity of blood mixed with the shit, hense shlood.
(v) the act of taking a bloody shit

1 (v): After eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, Joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor.

2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.

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Shlooding

Verb,

The act of taking a bloody shit and/or shitting blood.

"What's taking so long in there?"
"Bro I'm shlooding it hurts so bad!"

Shlooding

The act of shitting blood, Shlood.

"Shlooding is a symptom of E. Coli."

"I have a tummy ache, I think I'm about to shlood."