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The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.
Dude Skeeter, when you put your beanie on it went Shlunk !!!!
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The word for when you don't know what other word to say during a sentence.
I'm glad you understood my shlunk since it was so random.
1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other areas of the body.
Ex. The man shlunked the knife at his apposer's head.
"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."
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giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.
For the love of god, look at all this fucking shlunk on the sidewalk. Disgusting!
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When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...
Your annoying, shut up you stupid shlunk fucker!
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Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."
Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.
Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage
Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.
"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"
"No way bro, ya Shlunked"
"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"
"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"