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A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.
"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"
Thursday = Shmirdsday
Definitely the best day of the week. A day to celebrate shmird and all the joy he brings to the world. If you not banging w Shmirdsday you a wing on god.
It’s Shmirdsday! Ya bitches better be throwing neck for uncle shmird.
Every Thursday is Shmirdsday it’s not his birthday.
Shmirdsday is a day to be happy, and thankful for all blessings in life and the blessings shmird may have bestowed upon you. Women are more likely to perform oral sex on Shmirdsday due to the nature of the day.
“If you not throwing mozzie for shmird on Shmirdsday GTFO!”
“I was having a terrible morning until I realized it was Shmirdsday, time to go get blasted in the name of shmird”