shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

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shmoke

the act of smoking crystal meth, also known as chonging.

E - "fuck mang, i need that crystal clear shit!"
M - "oo yup yup i got that magic stick!"
E - "FUCK, DEN WE GO SHMOKE!"

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shmoke

The act of smoking marijuana while tripping on hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Wow, I'm tripping sack, let's shmoke now.

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shmoke

word to describe awe, excitement, or sadness.

as in oh shmoke, i cant wait to go to boston!

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shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

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Shmokes

a variation on the word OK, can also be synonymous with okily dokily, Oky Doky, OK's

Person 1: Are you going to the party tonight?
Person 2: Yep, I'm coming with Brad
Person 1: Shmokes, see you then!

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Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"