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A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance
"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"
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A person who is awkward or uneasy.
Usually the blacksheep or friend who seems like they are out of place or uncomfortable.
My friend Tamara does not like to go out and have a drink with me. She thinks everyone is staring at her anytime we have went out. What a shmoolie!
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A man who is mutated and unstable, will do anything to get what his crazy ass desires, will try to fuck your animals
“Man watch out, here comes the Shmoolie!”