The smelliest stinkiest grossest thing around. Unless your into that π . Then itβs a good thing
Bro this place smells like fucking shmud.
Sheβs so hot I want her to shmud all over mee.
A special mixture of shit and mud.
BJ you stepped into some serious shmud!
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A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.
person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...
A mixture of mashed potatoes and lots of mayonaise
Why the fuck are you making shmud?