Shock-off

A person who is always showing off the shocker hand symbol (see shocker) in photo opportunities. Typically photos are in a bar setting or drunken stupor. Typical Shock-off is overweight or juice-head male who has never given and will never give the shocker in real life. (To show shocker hand symbol, open all fingers except clench the ring finger in fist position.)

"Hey look at these pics from last night...oh wait, there's Billy being a Shock-off again...and again...and again."

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Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

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shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!