sholto

A term for someone who enjoys running after minging townie bitches. Named after a friend of mine whos one fault was to do exactly this.

aww, steven, you're being a sholto again. She mings!

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sholto

sholto likes to play silly games and call people fools, he has no friends except fortnite and pornhub

ughhh ur such a sholto

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Sholto

a beautiful substitute teacher in a school in the uk - slang. a childlike mince pie of a man with stunning PEERZARC paragraph skills and trumpet-playing skills.

Most commonly says “ummm”.

Despite being specialised in English, cannot write for the life of him
A bad writing idea commonly referred to as “sholtan”
Roadman name: sholtzz2trappy

Set 8 student: *if I can improve Sholto’s work that’s a new low*
Sholto: *ummm…*

Dirty Sholto

The act of stopping just prior to climax during sex and blasting sugar babes on the Bluetooth speaker so loud that the vibrations make your partner orgasm

I honestly thought he wasn’t going to pull out, but then he hit me with a dirty sholto