Shoreham

A small, primarily white town on Long Island with a whole lot of nothing to do. Teens from this area are either potheads, drunks, or nerds. Regardless of their social status, these teens can be found on their rocky beaches on summer nights having bonfires and doing what they do best.

Part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District. Shoreham is the lesser of two evils. The town claims to have a power plant, but technically it's in Wading River.

"I'm running to the Shoplift-Us in Shoreham, want anything?"

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shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

East Shoreham

A town in Suffolk County, Long Island with an Illuminati population

The population of East Shoreham is 6,666

New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit

Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”