Short-Pour

When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.

Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"

Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"

Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"

short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

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