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A night of drug snorting such as cocaine, MDMA etc
Last night me and the wife had a proper shovel-up
When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.
Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
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To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.
I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.
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Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
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