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shower beer

The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.

Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.

by Dustwel October 9, 2009

582๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


shower beer

Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.

Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.

Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.

NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..

Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...

by Punnnn April 14, 2015

28๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shower Beer

The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.

I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.

by hauckanizer March 14, 2008

159๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019


Shower beer

An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".

by Mel March 13, 2004

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Beer Shower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower. Not to be confused with the other form of a beer shower: someone dumping a beer on someone's head.. which is alcohol abuse.

"I'm going to hop into the shower and pound a Heineken."
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"

by Matt1184 February 1, 2008

88๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer shower

when alcoholic beverages rain down on your head at a party.

There was a beer shower on Karlie and Allison when Wendell held up his cup to cheer and accidentally poured it out over everyone.

by Karlie and Allison September 1, 2007

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