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shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside

is flatpants on the shploink again?

by sam jandwich January 27, 2022


shploink

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.

SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it

by Randizzle August 31, 2004

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shploink

Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy

Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!

by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick June 19, 2007

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Shploink Overdose

A song made my totally famous gd player and song maker and dance pad doing thingamajig kingsamalot

i had a shploink overdose

oh

by oh the no May 9, 2024


shploinking

The activity in which one drinks and drives. Different from drunk driving because you're not being reckless.

"Varging>Shploinking" - ME
"He's true" - guy

by stickla9 October 19, 2023