Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

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Shramp

Noun
The past tense of shrimp.

Tim: i cant beleive i ate all that shramp
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up

Shramp

when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.

Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!

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shramping

When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.

I am shramping someting feirce today.

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Shramp

A moist unclean vagina, often producing smegma or other unholy substances.

Man: dude why didn’t you go down on her?
Dude: I couldn’t man, she had a shramp.

Guy: she has a shrampy pussy

Shramp

A girl be the name of Emma. This is her amazing nickname.

That Shramp is so good at basketball

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Shramp

A Midget Shrimp Also When you grab someone by the ass and open their ‘doors’

1) oh look a shramp
2) I shramped Erin last night

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