Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

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Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

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Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

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Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

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Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

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