Shrekadaisacolanarianismology

A religion in wich we worship Our Ogrelord Shrek we believe that Shrek is everything that is ogre our favorite food is onions and we are called Shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekpersons.

I was baptizing my kid to be a Shrekadaisacolanarianisitishrektoliterianamerianeoxashrekpersons and I slapped him for asking why bad things happen if Shrek is Real i forced him to sit in his swamp and read about Shrekadaisacolanarianismology

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