Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

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shrekity spikes

When shrek obtains gravity spikes from black ops 3

Fuck, shrek is using his shrekity spikes

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