shumiss

something that taste/looks like shit, cum, and piss all mixed together.

I tried to tough it out, but Fernado's chupa chalupas tasted like shumiss.

The Shumiss Mix

Shumiss is where you take a bath and you relax so much that you release all of your bodily fluids in a bath so it's a shit, cum and piss mix. Pronounced Shum-iss.

ahh Brad, did you see did you see Kathy's instagram picks of The Shumiss mix in her bath last night? yeh bro it was savage!