Shwambucket

To be owned (shwammed) by a giant bucket of a vagina, often containing aids or other diseases. Normally owned by people with dreadlocks who gets it out at every possible moment, and is followed around by a fat roll with a case of gingivitus.

Guy: Omgosh you just got owned by a shwambucket!!
Craig: I know mate, I know!
Guy: Her friends fat though.