shwammie

A word used in many different ways, but mostly as a way of showing sudden excitement.

I hung out with sarah yesterday, and she gave me a kiss, shwammie!

Shwammy

Cumming on your toenails whilst doing the macarena

Oof, Jimmy has done a Shwammy

shwammy whammy

To consume so much alcohol that you think you're Axel Rose circa 1990, and not in a good way.

Joe was so shwammy whammy he trashed the hotel room while we were in Vegas