Shwaste

A mixture between being shitfaced and wasted to the point of being blacked out and of no return.

Helen: "What happened last night, I don't remember anything"

Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"

Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"

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shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

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shwasted

a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.

I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!

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Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

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shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

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shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

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Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

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