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Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.
Damn, dude! I would do her silly stlye!
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When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.
Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.
To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.
Damn, dude! I would do her silly stlye!