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Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.
Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both
Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering
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Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.
"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"
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Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities
"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"
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The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
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The act of smoking the popular plant known as marijuana in a heavy and aggressive way.
Gamer 1: Yo dog wanna slonk some gang weed?
Gamer 2: Hell ya lets get shmacked.
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Sitting doing nothing (or perhaps reading or watching the TV), probably in a warm room in the afternoon or evening.
"Let's go out"
"I'd sooner just slonk tonight"
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