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A pretty sweet town in Kitsap County, Washington. Known for its large high school full of orange, blonde, fake ass bitches. Don't confuse Silverdale with Bremerton, however, the two are very different. Bremerton's biggest store is Walmart. Silverdale has the Kitsap Mall, and Target! The best place to hang out in Silverdale is the Waterfront Park. The biggest thing that happens to Silverdale is Whaling Days, which happens in the end of July. But lets be real, nothing cool ever happens in Silverdale.
Zach: Dude Lets go to Walmart in Bremerton.
Joe: Please... the Target in Silverdale is so much classier.
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A small borough in Pennsylvania, it is Sellersville's ugly little brother. If you live here, hello because I live here too.
Me: I live in Silverdale
Other Person: Where?
A woman in her mid-thirties that resides in Silverdale, Washington. A silverdale mom has 3 to four children all of which play soccer. Her wardrobe consists of tight fitting workout clothes that all reveal her enlarged fupa. She shops at traders joes, visits the hair salon, and chats with friends at the local Starbucks on the daily. She owns an unreasonable number of Home Goods throw pillows and always stays up to date with Martha Stewart's latest seasonal DIY decorations.
" Hey Deb, you meeting with the girls at the Y later this afternoon?"
"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."
-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo
a rare, probably never been done sexual manuver when the guy is fucking a girl in the ass bareback from behind and without warning pulls out and sticks his shit lubed cock in her pussy, while raising his hands in peace signs akin to richard nixson and saying "i am not a crook"
person 1"dude dan was fucking sandy last night and he pulled off a silverdale slick dick"
person 2"no way, that shit has never been done"
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