Simp Police

Max McNabb

Someone call the Simp Police, one of the boys is talking to their ex again.

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Simp police

The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping

Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass

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Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."