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Simu is known for having a abnormally large penis.
Ladies are his favorite companions.
Wow! Simu has a huge cock dont you think!
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Simu is known for having an abnormally large anime collection. Shrimp crackers and boba are his favorite companions.
Wow! Simu is a boba expert don’t you think?!
finest man ever. have big muscle with big fat ass. very humble and friendly
girl 1 : look at him
girl 2 : damn he's fucking hot
girl 3 : simu it's just so hot
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To work extremely hard in order to make the impossible happen.
Simu Liu, who plays Jung in Kim's Convenience (Canadian television, CBC) in a Chinese-Canadian actor who set his mind on being a superhero a long time ago. He worked relentlessly to make it happen, using all tools at his disposal (including a social media Tweet to Marvel in 2014 asking for an Asian American Superhero, and maintaining an athletic lifestyle in order to maximize his chances of landing such a role).
In 2019, Marvel announced that Simu Liu would become the new ShangChi, in a film set to be released in 2021, leading to the expression "to Simu Liu" something being representative of working really hard and accomplishing the impossible, against all odds.
Teen: "Mom, I really want to get into this exclusive dance program, but I'm not sure I'm good enough."
Mom: "You can do anything you set your mind to. But you're going to have to Simu Liu it!"
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Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themselves retarded" A good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several "air-tubes" and a cough or two. The simu-rip is not quite as common as the "invisi-joint" but equally effective...
The simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.
HE'S SHANG CHI BITCH!! he's the coolest, funniest and the best person ever. he's my favourite actor for obvious reasons and his smile lights up a room and seeing him makes my day 100x times better!! I love simu liu <3
the best person ever simu liu
Handsome actor that make me horny, Sexiest man alive. Fck me plss