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A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.
How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors
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Ben rapper sjors, ben een beest
Altijd los, altijd feest
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Alternating between violently beating your meat and slow masturbation every 5 seconds. Sjorring is sometimes used as a ceremony to prove that a friend group is close to eachother. The people participating will try to synchronise their meat beating so that a rythim is formed.
Bro 1: Should we test the new kid by sjorring tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah for sure, if he can't keep up he is gone.
When your friend promised you not to hook up with strangers anymore, but does so anyway
“I went home with that cute guy last night.”
“Oh I thought you didn’t do that anymore?”
“Yeah I pulled a dirty Sjors”
A nice word to describe a person with a condition of Small-Penis-syndrom.
Person 1: I was with a SJOR in bed last night.
Person 2: I feel sorry for you.
it's a hashtag where people starve for the poor sjors. hes anorexic.
Ty: I am hungry.
Tommy: You can't eat until Sjors ate something.
Ty: Fuck starving for sjors