Skeep

To go to sleep, while still on skype with a friend.

Trac: Are you going to sleep by yourself tonight?
Vu: Nah, I'm going to skeep with Christina

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Skeep

A combination of "Skeet" and "Sleep". Generally referring to the act of rubbing one out and falling asleep during or immediatly afterwards due to being tired as hell.

"Yesterday was a long ass day at work. I tried rubbing one out but ended up skeepin instead."

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Skeep

Skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a skank and a sheep. Often ugly but verry fuckable if your drunk enough. Have the face of a sheep but will do you like a pornstar.

1. Bro dont go for that Skeep
2. Skeep's are good in bed but could you bring her home? Look at her face
3. Awh shit dude! Last night when I got drunk I slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!

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Skeep

To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.

If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.

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Skeep

An individual who has a shit fetish.

I would but she is a skeep

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Skeep

To pack a lip; to throw a bomb; to mageep.

I'm going to skeep in a doice amount of tizime.

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Skeep

It's just a filler word/noise you can make.

Friend: 'Let's go'
You: 'Skeep'

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