A state of being in which a hangover is so unpleasant that it renders the person unable to walk in a normal fashion. The person's stride is slow, erratic, and languid--thus resembling reanimated fleshless dead. If one goes "skeletal" they will undoubtedly lose an entire day to their hangover and will not be able to perform basic tasks.
The noun form is "skeletor". A skeletor typically spends his entire day watching TV from a couch while wearing sunglasses. He will move only to vomit.
~20 year old shuffles into kitchen on New Year's Day~
"I want to shit, but I know if I do, I'll throw up."
"John, you went skeletal dude."
~Two guys at party~
"Im on my sixth shot and we've only been here a half hour."
"Sam, you're gonna be goin skeletal by midnight."
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Slang for finger
bruges ofte under sex
hun: det er simpelthen så dejligt, den måde du bruger dine skelet-pølser
Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.
We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.
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When you have sex with a girl and grab onto her ribcage and lift her up and down
You could even go Skeletal Cruising (When you dive around looking for ladies you would want to skeletal cruise)
Last night i gave her a skeletal cruiser.
Last night I skeletal cruised Mindy.
Hey Arlis want to go look for ladies to Skeletal cruise tonight.
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Sends small skeletal muscle movements down your vertebral column
Me: Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Science Teacher: What's that?
Me: Oh... Spooky Scary Skeletal System!
Science Teacher: Sends small skeletal muscle movements...
Me: Down your vertebral column!
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Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.
The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.
Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"
When you're tired or sick of these niggas shit, so you remain non expressive and responsive no matter what situation you're in.
Person 1:his wife just gave birth, and he's just sat there doing nothing looking at the floor like a spastic.
Person 2: nah he's skeleting
Person 1: aight