skipocrite

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.

Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).