Skiwi

A Swiss person that desperately wants to be a New Zealander. Signs to look out for: inappropriate tribal or polynesian tattoos and a dodgy accent.

Yannick Staubli is such a Skiwi

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skiwy

when ice cream starts to melt and becomes soupy.

"wow I should have eaten my ice cream sooner, it has become so skiwy."

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skiwi

A Skiing Kiwi
Native to New Zealand

The skiwi thought that he could ski
but couldn't turn and hit a tree

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SKiwi

Used as an abreviation for Southern Kiwi
A native of New Zealand specifically living in the South Island.

Pseudonym used by the online entity "Southern Kiwi"

Skiwi is one of the clan elders for the online gaming community known as VC Clan

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Skiwi Dumb

A dumb that takes more than 1 hour

Person A: Hey bro! I'm going to take a dumb!
Person B: it better not be a Skiwi Dumb, bro! Not gonna wait here hours!

Skiwi

Lingo for scotch or whiskey. Common among coloureds in Zambia.

Fuckers are old I have had 4 zoobs and my first skiwi now