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a South African's term form masturbation
Bro I skommeled four times last night
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to masturbate. Origin - South African Afrikaans word meaning 'shake' as in 'melk skommel' = milk shake or 'shuffle' as in shuffling a deck of cards.
I went to my room for a quick skommel.
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Skommel 'verb' (pronounced Skoh-mil)
Originally used in the Dutch language to describe a shaking or rocking motion, the term skommel is commonly used as a slang term in South African Afrikaans to describe masturbation in a rudimentary manner.
It is a term used so frequently that it has nearly completely ousted the literal meaning of the original Dutch word from everyday language.
Joe: Tony, why do you always run away from your dog once you've finished washing him?
Tony: All that dog needs is a little bit of lube and he'll start to skommel.
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Afrikaans slang for masturbating. Literally means shake. milkshake = melkskommel
Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.
A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel
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What's that white mark on your couch?
Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.