skooma

-=noun=-

1) A slang term for Marijuana.

2) From the game Morrowind: This particularly hazardous derivative of moon-sugar is often smoked in raw form through a water-pipe by less fortunate khajiit; its victims are addicted for life and are in constant alternating states of euphoria and lethargy.

"Whoa, that's some chronic skooma you got there!"

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skooma

a lovely rock and roll quartet from binghamton, the southern tier of someone's ass crack

skooma is perhaps the best band without a singer in the history of bands without singers

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skooma

skooma is a drug in the game morrowind derived from moon sugar. all users are addicted and are just like smack addicts. skooma is the morrowind equivalent of heroin.

morrowind speak: you filthy n'wah skooma khajit
earth speak: you fuckin smack rat

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Skooma

Slang term for the word meth.

Yager, bejorn, stagdancer, and lando having alot of fun cooking up the skooma for the emperors.

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Skooma

1.) (Noun) Refined Moon-Sugar taken from the Elder Scrolls universe. Shown in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and referenced again in Elder Scrolls 4.

2.) A very beautiful above average looking girl/woman. Typically with a nice ass and wearing tight clothing.

1.) "You wouldn't happen to have any Skooma?"

2.) Guy 01: "Wow now that was Skooma!"
Guy 02: "Yeah that's some REFINED Moon-Sugar!"

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skooma den

A place e.g. house in the game OBLIVION, to take some skooma

random guy: hey you got some skooma? well if you dont go and get me some and we can be real friends.
you: o.k?
later*

random guy: Wow you got some skooma,now we can be friends.
seconds later inside the skooma den*

you: I will now take your soul.
random guy: o,o,o, ok but let me have yours ok?

you: time to go to sleep hehehe...
random guy: but im not tired...

slashing noises are heard*

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skooma flame

a mix of skooma and baluma flame. creates a narcotic so motherfucking strong that you will literally shit out shit with asses on those pieces of shit to shit out more shit until your shitting out microscopic motherfucking shit.

HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTNUGGETWHORESLUTSHIT. I JUST FUCKING SMOKED SOME SKOOMA FLAME. I NEED TO TAKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DUMP NOW.

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