Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

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