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A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.
Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
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a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician
If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard
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The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.
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