slamazon

a girl that is taller than you, who you would, if given the opportunity, have sex with

Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.

Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.

21👍 1👎

Slamazon

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.

"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."

8👍 2👎