Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.

Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!