Slevender

This is a new std that tricks the brain into thinking your really horny and it spreads the disease. With in 2 weeks males will only have to look at females before they spunk there pants right off.

Hey mum, I think I have slevender?
What the fuck are you on about John?
Yep, I deffo have it, wanna suck my cock and then maybe we can fuck?
Never mind, I’ve just cummed!