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The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!
Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
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when you finish having sex and you take the condom off, run upstairs and slap your brother in the face with it while he's sleeping.
Brother: last night.. i think something hit me in the face while i was sleeping, but i dont know i didn't wake up.
You: did it feel like a slimy fish slap?
Brother: Yeah, i think so!
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