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There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy
“What do you wanna eat today?”
—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”
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Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.
Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White
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slim jimmy but epic
"i hope slommy jommy dies in a car crash"
When you jizz out their ass and they piss out their buttocks and then, utilizing a robotic metal dildo, sprays coom all over the fucking room like it's nobodys buisness (the coom is actually water with a shit load of white food coloring)(oh hey that kinda rhymed)
Imma give you a Slommy Googa baby