Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.

Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.

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Slompy

Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.

"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."

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Slompy

Tired or sleepy, going to bed.

I’m sLoMpY- I’m sleepy.
sLoMpY GaL- sleepy girl.
sLoMpY bOi- sleepy boy.
I’m going to sLomPs now- I’m going to sleep now.

Slompy

A gay.

He's so slompy. He's such a slomp. OMG did you see how that slomp handled that cock?

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Slompy

Small pony or small horse, kinda dorky, having a nerdy apperence.

My wife looks slompy.

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Slompy Chompy

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.

"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."