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/slΙt/ /rΙt/
noun
A period of 2-4 weeks following the first cool, crisp morning of fall (below 50 degrees f), during which single females actively seek out males with which to spend the coming winter months.
Analogous to the rut observed in deer during early winter. Commonly observed in Morgantown, WV beginning mid-October.
Hey bub, you feel that cool air this morning? So did every yoga pants wearing chick in town, Slut Rut is on for sure.
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Banging all the chicks in one town, but realizing banging a cactus is still better.
I gave the town of Lampasas a Slut Rut, but all I got was Herpes and stickers.
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a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket
Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thankβs, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think Iβm stuck in a slut glut rut.
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a slutty girl that hangs around motocross tracks
After winning the race, Jake had no trouble picking up a rut slut for a post victory blowjob.
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A slut that goes to Rutgers University, NJ
Carolyn is a rut slut, she already hooked up with the whole football team.
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When a bro hasn't gotten new pussy in a long time so he stoops to an old slam piece. That chick is a rut slut.
Charley couldn't get that new strange so he hit up his old rut slut Becky so he could bust a nut.
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when you date a slut then none of the nice girls ever like you again so you will only ever get sluts
You better be careful Liking her will get you stuck in a slut rut